Hair Spray. (super hold, regular scent)
Shampoo-Set Hair. (standing Saturday hair appointment; sleeps on face Saturday night so that hair will look good for church on Sunday)
Eyebrows. (plucked regularly, using eyebrow stencil)
Teeth. (brushed, flossed three times a day; cleaned/examined every six months)
Skin. (flawless, shows evidence of regular beauty regime)
Lips. (lipstick applied with a brush)
Jewelry. (necklace, earrings, bracelet -- all match)
Silk Flower.
Ring and Watch. (left at the jewelers to be cleaned; two of many gifts given to her by her adoring husband)
Basic A-Line Dress. (tasteful cap sleeves. Dress can be worn 15 different ways.)
Elbows. (smooth)
Hanky. (lace -- never used)
Dainty Clutch Handbag. (contains: checkbook (current balance), pen, coupons, comb, maps, plastic bandage, lipstick/lipstick brush, Decade-at-a-Glance, Safety pin, cash (coins and currency), perfume, breath mints and/or spray, postal supplies, prozac, sewing repair kit, toothbrush/paste, pager, cell phone)
Hips. (no cellulite)
Undergarments. (hand-washed daily, pressed -- all match)
Knees. (smooth)
Stockings. (no runs)
Legs. (hairless)
Shoes. (basic pumps, polished)
Toenails, Fingernails. (color-coordinated with lipstick -- all match)